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The Topic: hello darkness my old friend

zippy
well i hope you are happy now.
no one sang me happy birthday and now i am deeply, deeply depressed.

the least you can do is let me measure mike's area.

Responses:
Crow T. Robot
Tom, can we provide a little music to help cheer this poor soul?
Tom Servo
Why yes we can, Crow.

We can indeed.
Crow T. Robot
Ahem. Let me tune my pipes.

Mi mi mi! Lo lo lo!

Okay then: 1, 2, 3...
Crow T. Robot
Happy Birthday to you...
Tom Servo
...you belong in a zoo!
Crow T. Robot
You look like a monkey...
Tom Servo
...and you smell like one too!
Crow T. Robot
Aha, that felt good.

Another good deed done. I'll just mark it here on the checklist.
Tom Servo
What shall we do next?
Crow T. Robot
Hrmm, beats me.

Maybe we should try out that new juice bar, I hear they have good smoothies.
Tom Servo
Yay! Smoothies.

I'm gonna get a banana-chocolate-raspberry-lemoncurd-coconut-wheatgrass healthnut bongo smoothie.

Yipee!
Crow T. Robot
You know, not every thread here ends up being funny.
Tom Servo
Yep, sometimes we just start going and really have no sense of where it'll all end up.

But we always hope for the best.
Crow T. Robot
Indeed, but after 15 or so responses it's usually time to cut the cord and call it a loss.
Comic Book Store Guy
You two sicken and disgust me.

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