The Topic: Where is everybody?

Hoax

Is there like one big, huge fucking party and nobody told me about it or something?

Batman

We're all at home, washing our tights.

Punxsutawney Phil

Sorry folks, I saw the webserver's shadow, 4 more hours of boredom.

Punxsutawney Phil

Or maybe I didn't see it. I can't remember. But either way, 4 more hours of boredom.

Batman

Four hours? Exactly four? That seems pretty arbitrary.

Punxsutawney Phil

Hey! Which one of us is the groundhog here?

Batman

Punxsutawney Phil

That's right, I didn't think so.

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