So what happened to Bacon, anyway? I mean, I know he got eaten and all, but by now you'd think he'd be back from that little vacation.
...So what gives?
...So what gives?
The Topic: Beggin Strips
Responses:
Frankly, I've never understood its popularity.
Bacon was like the boring mascot this site never wanted.
Bacon was like the boring mascot this site never wanted.
Bacon is better than Kevin Bacon, nonetheless.
Bacon good! Arr numm numm!
Wow, have 'tron readers suddenly developed lives? No input on an open thread... spoooooky...
I made my love a club sandwich! She liked it ever so much.
I made my love a BLT! She munched it in the lunch rush.
I bought my love a roast beef sandwich with horseradish sauce at Subway! And she wouldn't eat it cuz it ain't got no Bacon.
The end.
I made my love a BLT! She munched it in the lunch rush.
I bought my love a roast beef sandwich with horseradish sauce at Subway! And she wouldn't eat it cuz it ain't got no Bacon.
The end.
Or is it?
You know Bacon is bad for you, but you like it anyway.
Being a vegetarian, I would like to say that I too miss Bacon, although it's picture was vaguely disturbing.
As was Kevin Bacon in Wild Things.
As was Kevin Bacon in Wild Things.
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN?
not another Vegetarian.
heavens forfend.
heavens forfend.
Beggin' Strips?
Those are almost as unlike bacon as bac-os! Introducing a bacon thread with Beggin' Strips is a grave insult to Bacon!
Why, if bacon were here, he'd kick your ass. Or at least sizzle on your skin and scorch it a little.
Those are almost as unlike bacon as bac-os! Introducing a bacon thread with Beggin' Strips is a grave insult to Bacon!
Why, if bacon were here, he'd kick your ass. Or at least sizzle on your skin and scorch it a little.
Bah. If my food isn't writhing and screaming for help when it is killed, I don't wanna eat it!
I don't think Bacon would take *anything* as an insult. He was a pretty easy-going type of guy... erm... food.
This is FCOJ's time to shine, people! Look upon it as an opportunity!
Yea, but it's no longer a *complete* breakfast!
Oh, c'mon! How many nutrients do you think a fried piece of pig gristle has?
I mean, it would take 1,000 Bacons to equal the nutritional content of one FCOJ!
I mean, it would take 1,000 Bacons to equal the nutritional content of one FCOJ!
FCOJ without Bacon is like Conan O'Brien without Andy Richter. Its just not right!
Bacon adds the much needed "Taste for Flesh" that most kids need to get up each morning and cease the day!
Bacon adds the much needed "Taste for Flesh" that most kids need to get up each morning and cease the day!
If they want to start the day the Savage Way, they could scramble up some unfertilized chicken fetuses. There's no need for bacon!
FCOJ, though, in all its Floridian citrusy goodness... you can't leave that out!
FCOJ, though, in all its Floridian citrusy goodness... you can't leave that out!
I believe FCOJ and Bacon can live together in the same breakfast. There is no need for bickering over which is better. Bacon and FCOJ both have their charms :)
Now, excuse me as I go eat some pig gristle, chicken fetuses and bit of citrusy orange guts...
It makes it sound so yummy!
It makes it sound so yummy!
Yes, but acerbic wit, as amusing as it may be, does not a Complete Breakfast make. That's my only point. Now I suggest you concede, or I'll be forced to ask you to Step Outside!
(knuckle crack)
(knuckle crack)
C'mon! What are yah, a wussy? C'mon!
The bastard ran off!
L'eggo my Eggo you pigfuckers!
Its people like you who spoil breakfast traditions everywhere...
When will people learn? Breakfast is a peaceful meal!
When will people learn? Breakfast is a peaceful meal!
Peace, my brethren, is the only path to a truly complete breakfast.
Breakfast? What the hell is that? Do you eat that in the fabled "morning", as well? Hah!
Personally, I've no time for breakfast, usually... but when I do, it is a truly religious experience.
(Virgin sacrifices, golden calf, the whole shebang!)
(Virgin sacrifices, golden calf, the whole shebang!)
So that's what happened to her...
Yea, it was kind of a shame to lose her *and* the golden calf...
Now you know why I don't eat breakfast much.
Now you know why I don't eat breakfast much.
this no longer has anything to do with bacon
I understand; virgins are hard to come by, especially when Kevin Bacon is around.
NOOOO!!!!!
Don't you realize open threads were the causes of both World Wars, as well as all human pain and suffering?
Don't you realize open threads were the causes of both World Wars, as well as all human pain and suffering?
Bacon, like Kevin Bacon, demands virgins.
No, I believe you're thinking of alcohol,¥...
And there was much rejoicing.
..the cause and solution to all of the world's problems.
C'mon. No Askee that has ever officially "left" the Conversatron has ever stayed away forever. Bacon himself has left in the past. I suspect that he'll be back. But Bacon is good, and we want him back. So please hurry. Pretty please? Pretty please with extra grease on top?
The one you call Bacon is no longer here.
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