Care to comment on your current lawsuit against Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog?
The Topic: Pets.com puppet
Responses:
Well, if you can keep a secret, it's all just a way for us to try to get some cash in a settlement. I just found out that Pets.com is losing $5 on every $1 of stuff we sell.
However, we're going to advertise more and make it up in volume!
Pets.com, because sock puppets can't do accounting!
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