Mooooom!
The Topic: Wah!
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Yes dear? Did you wet yourself again, dear?
Honey, could you grab some more adult diapers for the son that we didn't know we had?
Comin' right up!
Crap, we're out of Depends™ again!
Why doesn't this kid just fall off of the roof like the last one?
Well I _was_ going to say: I had a dream, and I was eating a biiiig marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
Well, I'm sure it will come out eventually dear.
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