The Topic: fromage Americaine

PolyChroma

We also call it Plastic Cheese (because the slices are individually wrapped, and because of the flavor) or Cheese Sheets.

Homer Simpson

Mmm... 64 slices of Plastic Cheese

Lisa Simpson

Dad no! That's Patriot Wax!

Homer Simpson

Cheese, honey.
It's cheese.

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