Two peanuts are walking in central park...
The Topic: Nuts
Responses:
Oh yes, do tell
Please continue, by all means.
Please continue, by all means.
One of them was a...
Oh, how captivating
You are extraordinary, you simply must tell me more.
You are extraordinary, you simply must tell me more.
Well, if you insist. One of them was a schizophrenic alchoholic who wore a sombrero every third wednesday. The other was, oh, you've probably heard it already.
Oh no, I've never heard this one before
Keep talking, buddy.
Keep talking, buddy.
I think you might be mocking me and my joke...
Whatever gave you that idea?
People always think I'm being facetious and unwelcome with my tone, but sometimes The Hand is actually interested in what they have to say.
Such is my existence; I'll never know the end of any jokes
Such is my existence; I'll never know the end of any jokes
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