Wow, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern! I've always wanted to play questions with you two. So what are you guys doing here?
Responses:
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Haven't we been waiting for you?
Blue Marble
where have you been?
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Who wants to know?
The Referee
Delay of game, blue marble, loss of style and brownie points. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern win the match.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Statement. 15-love.
M.U.L.E.
OK, this is making a good example of why questions does not work on an internet site. It's meant to be fast, and the listeners are to be astounded with R & G's cleverness. All that is lost in text.