So I've decided that my new career will be as a creative consultant for CTW and the Henson people. My first idea: the Muppets need to do more artsy films. For example, "Hamlet The Frog," a Muppet retelling of Shakespeare's classic tragedy. Or a Muppet remake of "Leaving Las Vegas," with Kermit as the alcoholic screenwriter and Miss Piggy as the hooker who eases his torment as he drinks himself to death. Gonzo could be her pimp. What do you think?
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Marketing Wonks
Great idea!
Marketing Wonks
Excellent! Of course, the muppets should be younger versions of themselves.
Like teenagers.
Marketing Wonks
And instead of doing artsy films they should redo action buddy movies.
And they should be animated. Clay animation's hot right now.
Marketing Wonks
Clay animated teenage Muppets redoing action buddy movies. Great idea, Asker. We're all for it.
