The Topic: Sody Pop

Maunikar

There's an empty can of Dr. Pepper staring at me. I could swear it's mocking me...

Dr Pepper

Ooooh. I'm Maunikar. Oooooh, I'm soooo important, Ooooh, look at me everyone, I'm posting to the Conversatron. Oooooooh I'm such a cool guy.

Maunikar

See! There it goes again!

That's it - it's out to the can compactor in the garage for you!

Dr Pepper

Oooooooh, I am sooooooo scared.

Maunikar

Argh!
::CRUNCH!::

Dr Pepper

Oooooh, I'm such a big bad man I can crush an empty alumnium can! Oooooh, look at me, I sure showed that can! Oooooh, I'm all big and strong, 'cause I'm Maunikar.

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