WHY?!

Zoot!

why, why, why, why, why, why, WHY do boys have to suck?! WHY?!

WOPR

Question received.
Possible response vectors:
1. Sexual play on word: SUCK
2. Chicks are Whack
3. Serious discussion of gender role issues

Running analysis on option 3: Boring.

WOPR

An interesting question. The only winning move is not to play.

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