The Topic: hokey pokey

fenrik

I can't remember how to do the hokey pokey. It's more vital than you might think. Can you help?

Bug-Eyed Earl

You poke your left eye out,
You put your left eye in,
You poke your right eye out,
And you shake it all about.

Beavis

You put your left nad in.

Butthead

You take your left nad out.

Beavis

You put your left nad in.

Butthead

And you shake it all about.

Space Moose

You do the hokey-pokey and you jerk yourself around.

Bug-Eyed Earl

Or was that the pooky-ooky? I can never keep them songs straight.

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