Hey! What ever happened to the Big State of Alaska? Does anyone know where I can find a pair of size 5-R bunny boots? and... Just who does this "wolfcrazy" dude think he is anyway? =)
Responses:
Pac-Man
Wokka Wokka Wokka...
Fozzie Bear
Wocka Wocka Wocka!
Swedish Chef
Bjork Bjork Bjork!
Björk
Hello, yes?
ZEX
NARF!
Anonymous
carrot crumbcake
ZEX
carrot crumbcake
Craig
The fucking big state of Alaska went on a rampage last night, attacking Oregon and Florida, being jealous of the later's sunny climes and the former's funnier name. However, Batman intervened and returned this anarchic state to its rightful place, wherever the hell that is.
Not all of the above is totally true.
No, really.
Oh, and carrot crumbcake ... erm ...
AngryShrew
Batman blames himself.
The Big Fucking State of Alaska
This reminds me of an amusing anecdote...
The Big Fucking State of Alaska
Before I was the Big Fucking State of Alaska, when intrepid men and women were trying to admit me as a state, we were receiving opposition from Texas.
The Big Fucking State of Alaska
The Texans did not want to lose their status as the largest state in the Union.
The Big Fucking State of Alaska
So, to stop the Texans from griping, The Alaskan representative stood up and said...
The Big Fucking State of Alaska
Be careful, or we'll split in two, and then you'll be the third largest state.
The Big Fucking State of Alaska
The Big Fucking State of Alaska
