I wish i were a Jedi.
hey
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Failing that, I suggest you consider the next best thing; buying Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace on VHS tape.
Knock if off! This tubby fuck still tries to levitate that fucking cigarette with his mind when he thinks nobody's looking.
Hey Kevin, er, Bob! How'd you like to use the Force for real? I can show you the trick.
Shit yes, man! I will bear your fucking children!
Ha ha. Now you've done it, Ewan. I made that mistake once. So there was this fan who I met at a lecture, and I told him I'd teach him the ways of the force. Well, of course, it was a joke, but the obsessive fuck stalked me for a year! This was in the early days, before my security team, of course.
So can you fucking teach me or what?
No. That's the "trick".
That was lame, you dickhead.
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