Why do I have the feeling that I will never experience love, passion, or sex? My fate feels like an impending doom, wherein I look back and cry because of my wasted life; look back at all the missed opportunities (all two of them), all the goddesses I've worshiped who've not been aware of my existance, etc... Man, I hate my life.
Responses:
Mr. T
What you talkin' 'bout, foo?
I can't stand that sorta jibba-jabba!
Mr. T
Now shape up! I heard enough from these fools on the Internet who talk like that! Now get it togetha, and make a change for the better. That's what T did and it's what you can do too.
The Evil Black Marble
If you need a pathetic loser, and if you can find him...you just might be able to hire...the A~Man.
