Its just about noon here. What are any of the askees doing for lunch?
Lunch?
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On my extensive journeys through the Orient, I developed quite a taste for a dish they call "Teriyaki chicken bowl". Mmmha, yes! It brings to mind a story, about the time when I was a guest at the Imperial Palace at Shangra La. You see, the Emperor has quite a taste for fine food, and would host an enormous banquet every night of the year.
Well, with the exception of February 28th. You see, it bothered him immensly that on leap year, there was one more banquet than on normal years. More to the point, it bothered him that on normal years, there was one less banquet than on leap years! Mmhaa, mha! So on February 28th of non-leap years, there would be TWO banquets that night to make up the balance.
But anyway, to get back to my story...
Um, Baron? None of this is actualy true, is it?
Why, my dear lady, of course it's true!
You remind me of the beautiful Catherine the Great, who's hand in marriage I once had the very great honor of declining.
Don't let him fool you, Will. He just said that to me 5 minutes ago.
I believe I was talking to the young lady, if you don't mind, Baron.
So if you're free saturday night, I see no reason why we can't go to a movie, or something, maybe.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Well. I see that some enterprising individual is set on filling my database with all possible characters from some obscure Twentieth Century bit of interactive fiction. "Star Control", I believe?
I find all this consorting with primitive barbaric characters to be... unsettling.
I find all this consorting with primitive barbaric characters to be... unsettling.
Am I so barbaric when I stick this bar magnet against your storage unit, Mr. smart guy?
I believe you have answered your own question.
I'm sorry, Doc. It's just that once I was stationed on a cruiser on the coreward front and the EMH went nuts and well...I just don't like to talk about it.
But to answer the original question, I'm having a standard U.N. ready to eat meal #4059. And a twinkie weiner sandwhich!
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