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The Topic: Shaving

MexiDingaroo
I am at my girlfriends house and I forgot my razor. She offered to let me use one of her's, but she only has girl shaving cream. What will happen to me if I put this stuff on my face?

Responses:
Tom Servo
You'll smell like a big fruity flower.
Crow T. Robot
And the chicks will be all over you.
Tom Servo
But only because they will think you're gay and therefore unattainable.
Crow T. Robot
But think of it this way... at least you're not British.

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