I created an account like you asked. However, every time I log in, it still says I'm not logged in. What's the problem here? It's PERSONAL, isn't it? Well?! IT IS, ISN'T IT?!?!
Responses:
Lester Knight Chaykin
This has happened before to some other person, but since neither of you have provided the account name you attempted to register or log in as, we cannot help you.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Here at Conversatron Labs, we have been unable to duplicate the problem. So instead, we will test our latest and greatest invention, which turns ordinary looking people into paragons of physical beauty. As always, I will need my assistant Beaker to demonstrate.
Beaker
mee meee meep.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
There you go, just sit in the chair there... Let me hook up this electrode.. and a simple push of the button!
Shania Twain
mee meee meep? Mee meeeeee meem meeee meeee!!!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
A successfull test! Congratulations Beaker!
Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding
Say, Shania baby, ever spent some quality time with an Assistant D.A.?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
It's not really Shania, it's...
Lester Knight Chaykin
Shhhh!!!! Yes, it's Shania, of course! Who else would it be?