The Topic: Hypothetical Dilemma #439

Hypothetically, now this is only hypothetically mind you, if I... er umm... someone... were to be infected by a craving to see TITANIC, what would be the best course of action?

a. Rent the video and find a secluded room with a TV and VCR, lock all the doors, and stay there for the full god-awful length of it...
b. Disguise myself as a pre-teen and find a crowd of middle school girls who are simply infatuated with "Leo" ...and then indulge in their company...
c. Find a support group, perhaps the local chapter of TFA ("Titanic Fans Anonymous"),
OR
d. Jump off the roof of the nearest high-rise

Alright, I'm sorry... I admit it, I thoroughly enjoyed the movie when I saw it in the theater. I managed to bawl my eyes out too. But I can't admit to being a fanatic about it -- I only did see it once. Maybe that's why I want to see it again.

Wow. I did it. I'm pretty proud of myself. And no one's pointing and laughing either!