Gay

The Asker

Who's the most gay videogame character?

Responses:

Sub-Zero

Johnny Cage.

Lara Croft

Hah, I'm easily three times as gay as that poser!

Lara Croft

Sorry guys, I'm a lady's girl!

Bacon

Oh wow... can I watch?

Lara Croft

Bacon, I think you saw enough "action" in that scene in Top Gun.

Tom Cruise

I hate that movie.

Lara Croft

Or was that in the spoof, "Hot Shots!"? Either way, you've sizzled enough.

Special Agent Fox Mulder

I recommend 'The Erotic Awakenings of "E".'

Special Agent Dana Scully

Special Agent Fox Mulder

What?

Special Agent Dana Scully

Why does it always come back to porn with you?

Special Agent Fox Mulder

It does not.

Special Agent Dana Scully

Porn or space aliens.

Special Agent Fox Mulder

Special Agent Dana Scully

Sometimes both at once!

Bacon

It looks like there are some "issues" to work out here.
Tune in next time for another exciting episode of "Who is the gayest videogame character?"

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