Code Yellow

The Asker

That is the last time I listen to the media ever again. From now on I'm getting all my news from the Daily Show and the back of cereal boxes.

Responses:

Homer Simpson

Marge!
Did you see this?

Homer Simpson

It says here that the Cookie Crumbler stole all the cereal!
What are we going to do?

Marge Simpson

Homer, that's just the back of a cereal box. The newspaper is still on the doorstep.

Homer Simpson

Lousy doorstep.

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