do you like cheese?

jholland

Cheese is one of my favorite foods, and I was wondering what you thought of it.

Responses:

Chester Cheetah

I'm actually sorta sick of it.

jholland

That's because you have never savored REAL cheese. You exist merely to foist fake bright orange radioactive "cheeze" upon the common man. Try some Gouda.

Chester Cheetah

They won't let me! I had to sign a contract! I'm telling you, they're heartless...

Network Exec

Ahem. Paycheck.

Chester Cheetah

What I mean to say is, you can't go wrong with the Cheese that goes CRUNCH!

jholland

Cheese does NOT go "crunch." Cheese is supposed to be soft. If your cheese goes crunch it's because you left it out too long.

Network Exec

Our market research makes it very clear that cheese goes "CRUNCH."

Average rating: 3.40

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