So that you can tease all your male friends by telling them about all the pajama parties and ticklefights they're missing out on. That and the snowball fights. And no one's youth is complete without having utterly bad food to bitch about.
Responses:
Duckman
Paj..Paj..Pajamamama....Mama....Ticklefights?
Penfold
And bad food!
Duckman
Yea, screw the food gerbil-boy. Let's hear more about these Paja...amama...mama-jama.....
Penfold
Crumbs! He just collapsed in a pile of his own drool.
Xander Harris
"Pile?" Wow.
Penfold
It is a cartoon, after all.
Cliona
Well, you know how it is, three o'clock in the morning, the girls come back, we all curl up on the double-bed in our tank-tops and talk, share some popcorn...
Duckman
More tank-tops, less popcorn!
or less tank-tops!
Cliona
Then, of course, we all collapse into a writhing, gasping, giggling, tickling heap of half-naked young co-eds.
And that, my fine feathered friend, is what college is all about.
Duckman
That's....nice.
*Gack*
Penfold
Crumbs! I think his brain exploded...or his heart. Doesn't make much difference, I guess.