As appealing as that idea sounds, I don't think you have an equal selection of each gender, though I'm not quite sure. I would guess that it's mostly guys here. And would it just be you sadists matching up us askers, or would foxxtail land up dating a car or something?
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Hot man on man action
Who says we need equal number of each gender?
Britney Spears
Besides, we can always hook the boys up with virtual girlfriends like myself.
Bender
You meatbags would probably love the chance to "virtually" "date" "Britney Spears".
Fry
What's the deal with the "airquotes"?
Bender
Eh, I must need some "circuitry" "repaired".
Fry
I'll say, Brittney can "repair my circuitry" any day.