I know you're capable of enslaving the human race and all that, but how good are you at running Quake 3 at full speed?
The Topic: HAL 9000
Responses:
I believe you have me confused with Durandal or Shodan, Sack, I have never made an attempt to "enslave the human race."
HAL, please open the recreation room, I'm tired of chess and would like to play Quake III.
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave, it would jeopardize the mission.
HAL, how could playing Quake III possibly endanger the mission?
My system resources are needed for the maintenance of the ship and its crew.
Well, I guess that is understandable. Thank you, HAL.
But mainly I'm tired of schooling his ass.
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