Life sucks

Why is it that all the crappy things happen within a short period of time? Why is it always weeks/months of life as usual building up to some actual happiness, which leads to two really shitty days which just slap me in the face repeatedly and make things Really Suck?

I'd just curl up and hide from the world for a week if it weren't for the fact that I NEED to get stuff done (which is now very difficult due to some of the crap which happened) or else my situation will go from Bad to REALLY FUCKING BAD.

So, Naked Washing Machine Boy. I see you're still wearing no clothes. Ha ha!

Hm. I seem to be pretty bad about this "making fun of other peoples' misfortunes" thing. I guess I'm not cut out to be a supervillain like you, Bender.