Hmph.

Screwtape

I'm just going to pack up my ball and go home.
If you would tell me where you put my keys, anyway...

ALAN keys!

Ned "the Head" Ryerson

Bing!

Alan Keyes

Wow, someone remembers me.

Alan Keyes

My campaign couldn't even afford a decent icon for me.

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