I'd just like to let Nuts know that a couple of years ago, I had this really screwed up dream where I grabbed a squirrel by the neck and drowned it in a toilet. It was scratching and clawing at my hand the whole time, but my only thought was, "Man, that's probably gonna get infected now."
Sleep tight, Nuts.
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Nuts the Squirrel
That's odd, because I recently had a strange dream in which some idiot was trying to drown me in a toilet, but after scratching him up a bit I played dead. Later that night while we was asleep, I knocked him out and laid my eggs in his throat. Several months later, they hatched, and the baby squirrels ripped open his stomach and proceded to devour him from the inside out.
