My anti-drug...

Earl Junior

...is mass murder. The cleansing feeling I get from killing people sets me free from the trials and tribulations of this life.

What's your anti-drug?

Milkman Dan

My anti-drug is booze!

Bender

My anti-drug is tobacco.

Undead Mall Zombie

BRAAAAAINS

Jay

Yeah, well, my anti-drug is knitting!

Milkman Dan

Bender

Jay

What?

Milkman Dan

BAHHAHAHAHA

Bender

BAHHAHAHAHA

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