One more thing...

wolfcrazy

Giraffes do not lick figs.

Just in case you were confused about that

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Paul "wolfcrazy" Ollig

*sigh*

Paul "wolfcrazy" Ollig

I had just finished convincing everyone that we're an intelligent, interesting person, and look what you go and do.

Paul "wolfcrazy" Ollig

I give up, you're on your own, Paul Joseph Ollig.

Space Moose

So, we can make fun of him and his big fucking state again now, right?

Paul "wolfcrazy" Ollig

Whatever. While my real life counterpart fritters away his precious time typing nonsense at a web page, I'm going to go out and help HawkWatch International.

Q*bert

Actually, I must admit to being slightly interested in the whole Giraffe-Fig connection. I mean, I assume you mean "like" and not "lick," but why do giraffes care about figs in the first place? Mostly they seem to concentrate on new growth foliage of acacia and mimosa brushes.

wolfcrazy

As to the fig-giraffe thing, i did, in fact, mean "lick". It is a commonly held misconception that it is dangerous to lick figs due to the possibility of it being licked by a giraffe. This is, however, a false accusation. Giraffes do not actually lick figs. They do not even like them.