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The Topic: Raisin Bran

Entrails
Okay, how many bowls of raisin bran do you have to eat at one sitting for it no longer to be considered "normal"?

No, really, this is important.

...Really important.


Responses:
John Horatio Malkovich
Any more than two would indicate an abnormality or a quiet desparation.
Joel Robinson
Five or more and the desperation starts to get louder.
Entrails
What if you forget the raisin bran and just go with Total?

Phil Hartman
Over 14 bowls!
Or, you could do the same thing with just one bowl of Colon Blow.

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