I just got a job, at my university's independent newspaper. Now, I have to write 3 test columns first, before I can offically start. My question is, what should I write about? There are so many choices..
I require assisstance.
Responses:
Who Is Tyler Durden?
You could write about how corporations are influencing our lives, and reducing them to a meaningless existence
"The Colonel" Sanders
The Colonel thinks that is a great idea!
Ernie, the Keebler Elf
The article will be magical, just like my cookies!
Kool-Aid Man
Oh Yeah!
Slim Jim
You'll thank me later. Otherwise you can Eat Me!
The Pillsbury Doughboy
Tee-hee! And then you can bake goodies with your family. That makes my life complete.
