What the hell?! By the time somebody goes to college, they should be trained enough not to pee crazily all over the toilet seat week after week! I mean, come on, man! Granted, this is a real lousy college, but damn, man! This should be part of the admissions thing.
Responses:
Brodie Bruce
Admissions, huh? Good idea.
"Hey, that's not what I expected when they said 'Urine Test!'"