The Topic: This is preposterous

Ralph Nader

Why wasn't I given an open thread?

Roger Ebert

You're just not funny, Nader.

Ralph Nader

I can to be funny!
I declare this website to be unfunny at any speed!

Roger Ebert

You just don't work on the proper levels.

Ralph Nader

That's not the point! The point is democracy. The point is...

Conversatron Security

Sorry, sir, you have to go.

Ralph Nader

No, wait, I have a ticket, see?

Conversatron Security

Sorry, we have our orders.

Ralph Nader

But I have a ticket...

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