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The Topic: Desolation

Esseilte
Why have you forsaken me?

Responses:
The Evil Black Marble
OK, how in particular did we forsake you? By not telling you a story, or by not wanting to fondle you?
Pac-Man
That's not very nice.
The Evil Black Marble
What? Those are the last two questions she asked. No surprise they haven't been answered. She's lucky she got a response to this one. Even one from obsolete video game characters.
Pac-Man
I'd say something, but it's a long weekend and I'm heading out anyway. I suggest you take some time off too, relax some and mellow out.
The Evil Black Marble
Mellow out? I'm evil.
Ok, who's next? Anyone else want questions answered? Huh? Speak up!
Esseilte
I'm going to go sob quietly in a corner now.
The Evil Black Marble
The Evil Black Marble
Okay, now you made me feel bad.

I'm sorry.

I'm not really evil...I'm just 'misuderstood.'
Esseilte
<sniff> Okay. I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I promise not to ask any more stupid questions.
The Evil Black Marble
Aww, that wasn't stupid. Hey... you got any plans for the weekend? I know this one cliff...At night, the view is spectacular...you can see the whole game grid from there.
Esseilte
I'm all for spectacular moonlit views.
The Evil Black Marble
Um...we don't have enough video RAM to render a moon.
The Evil Black Marble
Oh well. Um...I have other plans anyway! Yea. I was just pretending not to...Because I'm evil!
The Evil Black Marble
I'm so lonely

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