The Conversatron Expert System

The Asker

What sort of hardware does the Conversatron run on? What sort of data has it been fed?

Responses:

Bacon

What have we been fed?
Perhaps my robot pals could illustrate.

Tom Servo

42! Ha ha ha!

Crow T. Robot

In a fight between some idiot and that stupid guy, who would win?

Tom Servo

In a fight between some idiot and that stupid guy, what would I be eating for lunch if I was on the moon in the year 3000?

Crow T. Robot

Where is Lester from?

Tom Servo

And so on.

Bacon

And we just run on some commodity Pentiums.

Bender

I don't know about you, but this "system" seems pretty amateur to me.

Average rating: 3.40

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