The Topic: Physics

Spankus

Why must everything that comes up inevitably go down?

Al Gore

You mean like inflation?

Space Moose

Or cultural depravity?

Thomas Jefferson

Or freedom of speech?

The Nerds in the Audience

Or our waistlines?

Hugh Manatee

Hmm... no, those would all seem to be things that have generally, on the average, gone up over the years and don't appear to ever be headed back down. Well, I guess your assumption is just wrong, Spunknut.

Spankus

For a manatee, you're a real pain in the ass.

Hugh Manatee

I try.

Space Moose

Have you ever had a manatee in your ass? Now talk about a real pain in the ass...

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