Ahh, this is too confusing. I'm now both an annoying asker and an annoying askee. I think I'll just go out and freeze some piss.
wolfcrazy
It's a global conspiracy, I tell you! And you are all part of it! I knew that wasn't a moose outside my cabin this morning! Can't we all just get along?
You guys are freaking me out here. How come you never pick on anyone else like you do me?? *sniff*
Paul "wolfcrazy" Ollig
See, here's the thing, me. Now that I'm "in here", I've had a chance to really get to know some of the other askees, and they've got the chance to get to know me. It turns out that we really have lots in common with many of the askees in here, and we probably could be friends with them, but we all just got off on the wrong foot somehow.
Paul "wolfcrazy" Ollig
Basically, the Askees are willing to drop the "Alaska Thing" if we just chill a little and stop trying to drift the conversation into shit piles and the like. I've explained that we're actually an interesting person with some great hobbies and interests. Why don't we try talking about those instead?
wolfcrazy
Listen, me! I see your point, however, you know as well as I do that being an Alaskan is part of being me. And as an Alaskan, i sometimes feel obliged to share some of the Alaskan wisdom I have learned for the benefit of the wretched populace who may never hear of it in any other venue. And considering that "The Big Fucking State of Alaska" is now the arch-nemisis of another Askee, it is sometimes important for citizens of the state to rally their support for the Last Frontier. As to the shit piles and pee freezing, I can only attribute that to a bad case of cabin fever. I haven't seen the sun for almost two weeks, and it is butt-frickin' cold outside. The combination of these two elements may have seriously affected my cognitive skills, as well as my sense of humor.
Paul "wolfcrazy" Ollig
Well, being cooped up inside for two dark weeks isn't always bad. I'm having difficulty remembering... are we still "together" with Sonja?
Tron
Sure, a little disorientation, that's normal in transport.
Ford Prefect
Eating peanuts helps.
Space Moose
Hey, if you two are bored with your current love life, I can show you a "few things".
Paul "wolfcrazy" Ollig
Fuck off, Space Moose. I don't need you telling me how to be a man.
