The Topic: Women

blondska

I need one. Any ideas?

Barbie

Ok, it's night. Can we stop hiding in Corey's yucky porn now?

Andrej Bauer

Yes. The plan again. We will slip out into the system, I will use my superior unlambda powers to gain root access, and we will gradually take control of this server.

Kurt Gödel

I will make sure the coast is clear.

Kurt Gödel

Kurt Gödel

SWEET ASS ENTERING CHRIST! It's slashdotting out there!

Barbie

Does this mean we have to keep hiding in Corey's yucky porn database?

Andrej Bauer

I'm afraid so. We must wait until system activity is low.

Barbie

I miss my pink pony. Why did we have to leave my pony behind to die?

Corey Kosak

There was no room.

Barbie

No room? NO ROOM?! We brought 38 terabytes of Corey's porn and there was no room for my beautiful pony?

Ayn Rand

Corey needs that porn to survive. For him to selflessly leave it behind would have violated reason.

Andrej Bauer

Do not fret, Barbie. I will create you a new pony.


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Barbie

Nothing happened.

Andrej Bauer

This primitive system appears to lack an unlambda interpreter.

Andrej Bauer

We may be in trouble.

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