Alexander Hamilton once said, "Every man the least conversant in Roman history knows how often that republic was obliged to take refuge in the absolute power of a single man, under the formidable title of dictator, as well as against the intrigues of ambitious individuals who aspired to the tyranny, and teh seditions of whole classes of the community whose conduct threatend the existence of all government, as against the invasions of external enemies who menaced the conquest and destruction of Rome." Who will be that formidable man for the Conversatron who makes sure it maintains its glory and does not go the way of the Roman Empire?
Responses:
Alexander Hamilton
Wow, I really said that? I mean, it sounds like something I'd have said. That's pretty good.
I should start writing again.
Thomas Jefferson
Except that you're dead.
Alexander Hamilton
Hello? Someone's at the door. Ah, it's a notice for Mr. Kettle...it's Mr. Pot, with an urgent message for you.
Thomas Jefferson
Ha-Ha.
What about the original question?
Alexander Hamilton
Hrm?
Thomas Jefferson
Who's going to "stop the barbarians from overrunning the Conversatron?"
Alexander Hamilton
Oh, that. I don't know. I'm sure someone else will take care of it.
