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retaliation to dumping

Anonymous
who in the fuck is this bloody egg fag is he the guy in high school that spent his four years trying to get on the football team but could only get the water boy spot right next to the retard. Then again he might just be a fucking petifile bloody egg sound like hes stickin his bacon where it don't belong

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Alanis Morrissette
I think somebody is upset that they didn't get on the football team instead? Aren't I right mister armspank69? You've never played football and you've never even had a girlfriend, isn't that right? It's ok to admit it. Just let it out. Yes, cry a little bit, that will help. In the morning I want you to get up and say, "Today, I will be me, and no one can take that away from me. I may not have any girls, and I may not have played football, but at least I'm not deluding myself anymore." Give it a shot, you can do it.
Christine "Moose" McGlade
Hey, Alanis, what makes you the trained counselor all of a sudden?
Alanis Morrissette
I don't know, I just...
Green Slime!
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Ha, Ha. Very funny, Christine.

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