What are the chances of finding a man fitting the description "6'3", gorgeous, rich, funny, and Democrat" at an extremely conservative southern college, Washington and Lee? Do the odds 1 in infinity sound about right?
Responses:
Thomas Jefferson
Pretty good. 40 years ago when Virginia was run by Conservative Democrats.
Thomas Jefferson
Now I think that you should go to my alma mater, William & Mary. Word on the street says they have loads of short, pudgy, ex-computer nerds there who are desperate for women.
Thomas Jefferson
Oh wait, that's not what you were looking for.
Thomas Jefferson
Anyway, it's probably the best you can hope for.
SkaPickler
Oddly enough, Jefferson, William and Mary was my third choice...though you probably shouldn't be proud to be second to Vassar. Too bad for those short, pudgy computer nerds...I'm ready to give a good "You're a nice guy, but..." speech.
Homer Simpson
I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!