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The Topic: Ode to the moron 1-rater

sleestack
that's right, you! whoever you are! You know who youare, the one who goes through and rates all the questions with a one just cuz you think you're funny! Well, I've got news for you, pal! I'm here to be the yin to your yang! I'm the positive to your negative! I'm the bolt for your screw! I'm the nectar for your bile! I'm the optimism for your pessimism! I'm the omasum for your abomasum! I'm the afferent neuron to your efferent neuron! I'm the eggplant to your waffle iron! I'm the prophilactic to your puny-ass, needle-dick!

Responses:
The Tick
Behold!
The Tick
An Alaskan of Justice!
Krusty the Klown
"eggplant to your waffle iron"... Hehehehey! That one's going in the act!
Don King
A chilling call to arms, my friend! Only in America, only in America could such a brazen, bloody, battle begin! The Might of Right shall....
Lego Man
Well, except, even a 5 and a 1 averages out to a 3, which is still enough to keep something from getting a star, which I think is what those people want.
Don King
Yes, but...
Willow Rosenberg
And I don't think many people do that...I mean, I think alot of them just vote "1" because they think it's not that funny. You shouldn't do anything in that case, I mean, you're allowed to vote whatever you want.
Don King
You guys really are spoilsports, you know that?
sleestack
Can I bite her ear off, now?
Xander Harris
Careful, she has spooky witchy powers. OoooOOOOOoooo...
Willow Rosenberg
Special Agent Dana Scully
Mulder, you haven't been talking to that Xander boy, have you?
Special Agent Fox Mulder
Of course not, Scully, I've been abducted by aliens, remember?
Special Agent Fox Mulder
oooOOOOOoooOOOooo...

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