Hmm, I noticed that ever since I submitted a question... well, statement, really... about Dan Fielding being unable to hold a candle to Law & Order's Jack McCoy, that Dan Fielding has been appearing more and more frequently here. On top of that, my question - er, statement, sorry - never got answered. Is someone trying to tell me something?
Responses:
Bender
Yeah, get a job.
Bender
And lose some weight!
Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding
Ian Malcolm
You look like shit Dan. What happened to you?
Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding
Well, last night I went home with the babalicious Shania Twain. We were in bed getting way horizontal, when, ah... *shudder*... um...
Ian Malcolm
Go on, you can tell old Ian.
Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding
The most horrible thing happend! Shania suddenly shuddered, there was this loud pop and fiz sound, and I was suddenly, um, eh, doing it with... with...
