Marketing wonks, sell me on the idea of waking up tomorrow. You'd better have a damn good pitch...
Responses:
Marketing Wonks
"Big, red, smelly, oozing bedsores. Wake up tomorrow... or you'll get them!"
Marketing Wonks
Hmmm... how about more drama? "Wake up tomorrow... or they'll get you!"
Marketing Wonks
I'm not jiving with the negative connotations. We don't want "Waking up tomorrow", hereafter referred to as "The Product", to be connected with oozy bedsores in people's minds.
Marketing Wonks
How about "Waking up tomorrow. You can't have sex without it." ?