What? I don't see any.. Oh my god! It's the big fucking state of Alaska, help me tick!
The Topic: What's that behind you?
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It appears you're doing a perfectly good job of ticking on your own. You certainly don't need our help.
No, No. I mean, get the tick!(tm) Then again, you're a super hero, can you help? He just stole my bus pass!
Your bus pass! The fiend! I'll tear him apart! I'll show him what for! I'll...
Wait, this isn't an expired bus pass, is it? Because I'm not falling for that one again!
Wait, this isn't an expired bus pass, is it? Because I'm not falling for that one again!
It's good until the end of the month and I'll need it in about an hour to get home. Oh please help me Freakazoid and I'll get you a mango smoothie as a reward.
Mango Smoothie!? Well-hey!
No. I shalln't be bribed. I shall retrieve your bus pass because it's my duty as a superhero, and not for any reward!
No. I shalln't be bribed. I shall retrieve your bus pass because it's my duty as a superhero, and not for any reward!
And then you'll get me my Mango Smoothie, right?
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