Hicks!

wyrmbait

My god, I'm surrounded by hicks: pickup-driving, cowboy boots-wearing, Redneck comment-making, Chevy/Ford-arguing, testosterone-drenched hicks.

And I don't even live in Alberta!

Responses:

Private Hudson

15 meters ... 12 meters ...

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

Well, shucks, they've gotten into the yard.

Private Hudson

10 meters ... 8 meters ...

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

Steady

Private Hudson

6 meters ... uhhh 4 meters ...

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

Gosh darn, that ain't right, that's in the shack, you ain't readin it right.

Private Hudson

I'm reading it right, man. 3 meters 2 meters

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

That'd mean they're right on top of us, but I ain't seen nothin.

Our Lawyers

Mr. Cletus, we'd like to talk to you about some recent discussion about who your land actually belongs to.

Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

AAUUAGH!

Private Hudson

They came outta the walls. They came outta the goddamn walls!

Our Lawyers

And you, Mr. Hudson, 20th Century Fox would like to speak with about your constant use of their intellectual property.

Private Hudson

AAUUGH!

Newt

They mostly come out at night.

Mostly.

Average rating: 4.55