Turkey....
.... tastes like shit. Am I the only one that thinks so?
Responses:
Maybe you're inadvertently eating actual shit.
Oh come on, how could someone possibly inadvertently eat shit?
In much the same way that someone might inadvertently get some turpentine into a sealed milkbottle, I imagine.
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