The Topic: Wow, my eyes are bleeding.

godofchuck

The topics are extremely painful to read.

Bender

Yeah, I hear you.

Fry

It's pretty much been Bacon holding down the fort all weekend, and he sure hasn't got it like he used to.

Leela

In fact, we're considering "voting him off the island", if you know what I mean.

godofchuck

You're planning on masturbating for him?

Oh, wait, wrong thread.

Bacon

Whoa there!
Hey, Leela, can you come over here and explain that to me?

Leela

Back way the hell off, meat.

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