Well... I can only suppose that your lack of response to any of my most recent posts means that you no longer love me... Hell, you barely fancy me, even. This is a sad day for me. Is this what you wanted? Are you happy now?
*sniff*
Responses:
Don't worry, Spork, we love everyone, it's just random who gets posted, and who doesn't. If some question strikes someone's fancy they'll answer it, even if the question isn't very good.
I don't want you to be sad, so I posted this. I hope you are happier now, but try not to get your happiness from some random humor site.
And apparently we'll always post some whiny girl who lacks self-confidence, even if the same question has been answered dozens of times before. Christ, people, this isn't a popularity contest.
Whiny girl who lacks self-confidence? Isn't that a little redundant?
Why is it whatever I say seems to make her angry?
It's a gift.
Use it wisely.
And by wisely, I mean often.
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